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... or I don't think you really meant to say that!

The Rude Ones (The Longest One - no surprise there!)

One in every hole
Do you want a longer one?
What's that funny thing you're poking?
Who's going to try the fluids?
Do I think a finger's enough or do I need a whole hand?
Polish him off
Well done, another entry!
You need a good blow there
Between monks there are certain things we do.
I've got a 20 footer!
I like a creamy frothy top
Too firm for him to handle
I'll put my seeds in it
Grab my chopper
Backs to the wall, hide your pouches
I've got to perform later
Do you want to take the rear?
The muscles downstairs
He can't even plonk his plonker
I'll be rolling Tiamor on the table
I've not used my one yet
I'll put my load on one of the ponies
Argh! Can't get it out!
I thought I'd get mine in first
I'm not going to screw around with the undead
I need to go down
Have you seen my spheres?
You can never find the right size when you want it
You can make it longer or shorter

"My horse is a biggy" - Max
"I will expose myself" - Gerald
"Round knockers you can turn" - Borro with some interesting hand motions
"Admittedly you'd still be dead" - Lewin
"I need to use both hands from now on" - Lewin
"I've not seen you in action for a while" - Eliade
"Buggery is not nice when you're wearing plate" - Max
"I have a large sack" - Borro

"Do I feel an emenation?" - Eliade
"It might be dangerous putting that in your mouth" - DM "I like a bit of discipline" - Prana
"+1 Sausage" - Reagor
"Is this the year of the snake or the year of the monk-ey?" - Yuan-ti to Prana

~~~~~ 13/03/05 ~~~~~ "The ladies will be aware of my coming" - Eliade
"You can't bump me on your own" - Lewin
"I've heard that Trebourne is the Town of Troubles" "Now it is the Town of Rubbles" - DM and Lewin
"Can I go bang bang bang until my rod runs out?" - Eliade
"That's what you normally do." - Eliade and Lewin
"My arse hurts from the pounding you gave it earlier" - Lewin
"He comes and shoots in one round" - Lewin to Eliade

~~~~~ 17/04/05 ~~~~~ "Slay what you see!" - Lewin
"I can't stand being an idiot!" - Max
"Now we can see it out on the table" - Wimi to Eliade

~~~~~ 23/10/05 ~~~~~ "I've got a good sack." - Eliade
"45 points of damage. What did that feel like Prana?" - Eliade

~~~~~ 05/03/06 ~~~~~ Reagor - "You're much bigger."
Max - "What, like an Ettin?"
Reagor - "Yes, a crettin?"

"Tiamor, does your little dagger ..." - Reagor

"Does Prana notice what Borro is thinking?"

~~~~~ 21/05/06 ~~~~~ "Does my infravision show what's on the cards?" - Eliade
"I don't give a shit about trees!" - Max the mighty Ranger
"People have been pulling themselves off" - Pretty much everyone!
"Impiled" - DM
"I'm inside a big thing's mouth" - Prana

~~~~~ 09/07/06 ~~~~~ "You'll be eating bone" - Eliade
"Prana exposed herself" - Max
"I don't think we can just pull them off" - Eliade
"I should never have agreed to turn around." - Eliade

~~~~~ 23/09/06 ~~~~~ "You were waving it about in public" - Lewin to Eliade
"The DM's not obsessed with pork" - DM
"Staggering back with a bulging sack" - Borro
"I'm really a 6th level rabbit" - Reagor
"He's very into his horse" - Gerard
"Bare'em & Share'em" - Thieve's Guild Leader
Eliade putting a lurrrve potion in a drink and trying to out bluff/slieght of hand the leader of the Thieve's Guild.
"The DM will use this opportunity to go to the loo. And no peeking." - DM
"I'll be dead, but that's all right" - Eliade
"Just screw him Eliade" - Wimi
"I would like to announce that I am a bard of renoun and I would like to play in your apartments." - Eliade (again)
"I'd like to you perform on my other half." - DM to Eliade

~~~~~ 03/12/06 ~~~~~ "It's all gone a bit Reagor!" - Borro
"I'm a gentleman of the woods." - Max
"I've got a feather on my helmet" - Max

"You can run that far?" - Max
"Of course I can - I can do anything!" - Eliade

"I've researched everything!" - Lewin
"What about Spell Resistance?" - DM
"Damn" - Lewin

~~~~~ 14/06/07 ~~~~~ "You golden thighed bum bucket!" - Eliade to Prana
"What, in the sense of, yes" - Reagor making everything clear again
"Ogling for glory" - Max
"Taken a nose dive down the crevice" - Lewin
"I'm concentrating on fucking the ship." - Wimi, who did.
"He's a fish fingerer" - Wimi
"A water muffin?" - Eliade on seeing a water mephit.
"That doodah from behind." - Reagor
"Go frolic!" - DM
"We're giving the horn to them right now." - Eliade
"They're interested in our souls" - Borro

~~~~~ Labyrinth of Madness~~~~~ "Are you in? Pull it towards you" - Lewin
"Do you have it out?" - DM
"I have it looped over my belt" - Max
"It's getting harder and harder every round"- DM
"Is there a spicy bottom to this?" - MAx
"Funnily enough I've only died three times!" - Eliade
"Wine women and thongs" - DM
"What is Max doing lying on top of Lewin?" - Lewin
"You want to be a bit up the shaft" - DM
"Max stepped in and took the pudding" - Max "He's no deserter" - Borro
"Magmar and Max go down together" - Max
"I fixed your ring" - Max to Borro
"Can I try your ring?" - Eliade to Borro
"Don't put your hand in any cavities" - Borro
"Telling him it's huge will only encourage him" - Lewin
"Everyone is making free with Eliade" - Lewin "I don't have the strength to pull him off" - Borro

~~~~~ Dance on a Volcano~~~~~ "Titan on a bike" - Borro
"Horrific nest of withered desiccated testicles" - DM
"This thing erupted between my legs" - Reagor
"I love it when it's a big tentacle" - DM
"He's taken himself through his own spell hole" - Max
"It's a wonderful ring, I've used it a lot" - Max to Magmar

~~~~~ A Chill Wind~~~~~ DM: "I'm agog!"
Eliade: "A gonk?"
Max "Grease it all up!"
Reagor "We have to keep pumping away"
Max "I need to pull it out next round"
Eliade "I'm going to be True Nuetral so I don't get bummed up"
Magmar "It's too hot to go in my mouth"
Max "No more offensive than Borro getting his wand out"
Magmr "You only need a finger"

~~~~~ An Odd Bargain~~~~~ Reagor "I've got Tongues up all the time"
Max "I like it that way, its a great view!"
DM "Just a little crack will do"
Max "I'm gorgeous, I'm really gorgeous, I'm strong and muscular"
Tiamor "F****** hell! I've just realised how big this is"
Reagor "I'm basically going to get it out. But I'm not going to touch it"

~~~~~ The Great Game - Phil - 25/07/2009~~~~~ "It can only come from this hand" - Eliade
"He'll give it a nice polish and a wash" - Eliade
"Bloody Hell it's enormous!" - Eliade
"You've got my thing in!" - Eliade
"Reverberating up and down his jade palace" - Reagor
"Now for some fun, I will give him a violent thrust" - Eliade
"I can't control the size of it" - Lewin
"Do you want to explore my 'little monk' next door?" - Eliade to his new 'friend' Win-Ki

... and don't get me started on Eliade's latest ditty about Prana!

Pardon?

Diddly dum diddly dee
This pigeon wll self destruct in five seconds
Why are there never any recent prophecies?
Why are there no sophisticated dockside inns?
"When this party becomes a democracy I'll tell you" - Count Ankalagan
"Detect Blood Group" - Eliade
"Stuffing a dire bear down a purple worm's mullet" - Max
"I'm a part time paper clip" - Eliade

Groan

I'm a sect maniac!
Is that a telescope in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?
Lots of small beds kobold together
"You must be pretty aghast" - Borro reffering to some undead
"They must be bun bandits" - Wimi refering to some food stealing baddies
"Borro is a Mastif Baiter" - Wimi

Silly Items, Names, Places

The Tank Top of Anti-Charisma
The Artifact of Major Importance
The DM's Table of Horrible Things
Hercule the Belgian Troll
The Lake of Significance

New Monsters

"Testiculus" - Eliade's new monster

The Luck of the Dice

27/09/08 - Max rolled 5 1s in a single combat - and still won!
Notice how the followers of Olidemara have the highest number of 20s - perhaps there is something in being chaotic!

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